Hetalia Life Meme

Your Name: America
Favorite Colour: Blue
Age: 19
Your best friend is Sweden (What about Finland?)
You have a crush on Prussia (He's SO awesome!)
You hate Sealand (But he's my little brother!)
You get bullied by Sweden (I thought we were friends, jerk!)
You're scared of America (Why am I afraid of myself?)
The person who has a crush on you is Poland (Like totally)
The person who hates you is China (So why does he give me all the stuff I have?)
You're scared of Hungary (She's got a freaking frying pan! Of course I'm scared!)
You get a confession from Austria (He's alright. Definitely no Haydn.)
But you go out with Spain (Buono Tomato!)
And you break this persons heart Denmark (Sorry, but Norway hates you!)
You have a one night stand with China (I thought he hated me)
Which leads to a fist fight with Hungary (But she's scawy!)
Chances of you winning 21% (She's got a frying pan!)
Everyone graduates but China (Sorry China)
You marry Cuba (But I don't like him! He's a commie!)
This person starts arguing with you Vietnam (Is this about the war, still?)
You're helped out of the argument by Sealand (Too bad I hate him)
And then have an affair with Sealand (What happened to my hatred?)
You get caught by America (What kind of flexible freak do you take me for?)
The chances of them telling 78% (Hey England! Guess what!)
Your spouse finds out, they feel like they should have had more sex with you (Go away Cuba!)
You get divorced, you move in with England (Daddy!)
Chances of a one night stand 55% (Well, yeah! USUK!)
You then move in with Germany (But things were going so well!)
Who Invites you to a threesome (With Prussia, I'm sure.)
You start having feelings for Hungary (She's too scawy!)
You get another confession from Cuba (We already got divorced, so piss off!)
You say no, they go out with Sweden (Poor best friend)
You get ambushed by Netherlands (WTF?)
And then glomped by Poland (He still has a crush on me.)
You're drunk, and you kiss Canada (Hey big brofer, c'mere!)
How much they liked it 88% (Whoa! WTH Mattie?)
You suddenly have a huge war against Iceland (But he's so tiny.)
Chances of you winning 78% (I thought he was tiny. It must be the puffins.)
You later remarry Romano (More tomatoes!?)
How happy you two are 54% (I prefer burgers)
Death by France rape (I thought he liked England!)
The only person to not go to your funeral is Sweden (You're the worst best friend ever!)
The mastermind behind your death is Switzerland (I'm not too surprised.)
The person who's the most devastated that you died Egypt (But I've never even talked to him!)
The person who's the happiest that you died is Liechtenstein (Yeah, her brother killed me, no wonder she's happy.)
The person who goes to the funeral for food is Taiwan (FU Taiwan!)
The person who gets all your stuff is England (Take good care of Pluie!)
Who'll you'll haunt from beyond the grave Prussia (Ever since that threesome...)